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Posted by ukcatfannfl (Member # 1425) on 12-29-2019, 05:42 PM:

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'

'Have you ever been in the military service?'

'Yes,' he says 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.'
Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'

The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.'

The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O.K. You've got enough points for
me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.,
why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?'

This is a government job,' the interviewer says.. 'For the first two hours, we just
stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in
for that.'

Posted by m hamilton (Member # 127) on 12-29-2019, 05:47 PM:

I love it!

Posted by EnterpriseCat (Member # 2881) on 12-31-2019, 06:52 AM:

Funny...and a little bit of truth too. Lol