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Posted by ukcatfannfl (Member # 1425) on 02-22-2018, 09:35 AM:

As a child, I always had a fear of someone under the bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink…. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”“How much do you charge?”“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor. “I'll sleep on it,” I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked. “Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.” “Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.” It’s always better to get a second opinion

Posted by Old Norm (Member # 1482) on 02-22-2018, 11:38 AM:

That's two really good ones I've read this morning. My youngest son left this one on Facebook last night:

Whenever you're feeling powerless, just remember one thing: A single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.

Posted by MountainMafia (Member # 2066) on 02-22-2018, 12:02 PM:

Funnnnay! [Big Grin]

I loved them both.

Posted by rlt4uk (Member # 3194) on 02-22-2018, 01:29 PM:

I'll tell both of these today. Made me smile.