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Topic: PSYCHIATRIST VS BARTENDER
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ukcatfannfl
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posted 02-22-2018 09:35 AM
As a child, I always had a fear of someone under the bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink…. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”“How much do you charge?”“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor. “I'll sleep on it,” I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked. “Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.” “Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.” It’s always better to get a second opinion
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ukcatfannfl
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Old Norm
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posted 02-22-2018 11:38 AM
That's two really good ones I've read this morning. My youngest son left this one on Facebook last night:
Whenever you're feeling powerless, just remember one thing: A single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.
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Pray For Our Country!
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MountainMafia
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posted 02-22-2018 12:02 PM
Funnnnay! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) I loved them both.
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"It's amazing what you can accomplish when nobody cares who gets the credit"....Tubby Smith after winning 1998 National Title.
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rlt4uk
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posted 02-22-2018 01:29 PM
I'll tell both of these today. Made me smile.
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Bleeding Blue in south Alabama. Kentucky born, Kentucky bred,I'll be kentucky until i'm dead!
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