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Posted by ukcatfannfl (Member # 1425) on 05-11-2023, 01:23 PM:

see I dont just do political stuff!

Digging to a depth of 1,000 meters last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years. The French came to the conclusion that their ancestors had a telephone network centuries ago.

Not to be outdone by the French, English scientists dug to a depth of 2,000 meters. Shortly thereafter, headlines in the UK newspapers read,

"English archaeologists have found traces of a 2,000-year-old fiber-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the French.”

One week later, Israeli newspapers reported,

"After digging as deep as 5,000 meters in a Jerusalem marketplace, they found absolutely nothing. They thus concluded that 5,000 years ago, Jews were using wireless.”

Posted by PaulCat (Member # 513) on 05-12-2023, 07:46 AM:

Hilarious!

Posted by Tiptree (Member # 844) on 05-12-2023, 05:25 PM:

My wife told me that if I don't quit making Star Wars puns, she would leave me.

The divorce is strong in this one.

Posted by rlt4uk (Member # 3194) on 05-15-2023, 03:58 PM:

Funny stuff guys 🤣🤣🤣