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catmandoo
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posted 10-21-2021 05:55 PM
During her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level.
The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical;
I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a rattlesnake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I went to the bathroom behind some big trees.
I ran away from an irate mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine.
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoor woman!
‘No," the woman replied, "I'm just a really, really ****ty golfer.”
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m hamilton
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posted 10-21-2021 06:51 PM
5 hours to play golf? Boy I sure hope she let's me play though if I come up behind her!
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catmandoo
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posted 11-09-2021 09:29 PM
MH, You sound like your a good golfer, whats your handicap?
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m hamilton
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posted 11-09-2021 10:50 PM
Oh no, I'm not a good golfer. I don't play/practice enough to be good.
I'm probably a 14 handicap
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The potus is planning 1st major tax hike since '93 in next economic package!
I still can't believe some people believed that LIAR!!!
Your whole life is determined(by) 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you handle it!!!
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rlt4uk
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posted 11-10-2021 02:23 AM
I'm a 14 handicap. I love to play and when I start playing really good something happens and I play horrible. Some days I drive the ball great and my short game stinks and the next time I play it's vice-versa. One constant I have is I can putt really good.
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m hamilton
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posted 11-10-2021 06:07 AM
I'm a pretty solid putter myself
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The potus is planning 1st major tax hike since '93 in next economic package!
I still can't believe some people believed that LIAR!!!
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catmandoo
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posted 11-12-2021 09:45 PM
My dad started me playing golf when I was 5or6. My dad taught me because that was the only way my mother would let him play. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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catmandoo
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posted 11-13-2021 11:02 PM
RLT, If your a 14 handycapper your better than most.
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