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ukcatfannfl
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posted 05-11-2023 01:23 PM
see I dont just do political stuff!
Digging to a depth of 1,000 meters last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years. The French came to the conclusion that their ancestors had a telephone network centuries ago.
Not to be outdone by the French, English scientists dug to a depth of 2,000 meters. Shortly thereafter, headlines in the UK newspapers read,
"English archaeologists have found traces of a 2,000-year-old fiber-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the French.”
One week later, Israeli newspapers reported,
"After digging as deep as 5,000 meters in a Jerusalem marketplace, they found absolutely nothing. They thus concluded that 5,000 years ago, Jews were using wireless.”
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PaulCat
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posted 05-12-2023 07:46 AM
Hilarious!
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Tiptree
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posted 05-12-2023 05:25 PM
My wife told me that if I don't quit making Star Wars puns, she would leave me.
The divorce is strong in this one.
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“If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.” Thomas Jefferson
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rlt4uk
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posted 05-15-2023 03:58 PM
Funny stuff guys 🤣🤣🤣
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Bleeding Blue in south Alabama. Kentucky born, Kentucky bred,I'll be kentucky until i'm dead!
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