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Topic: VET
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ukcatfannfl
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posted 12-29-2019 05:42 PM
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military service?'
'Yes,' he says 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.'
Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.'
The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O.K. You've got enough points for
me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.,
why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?'
This is a government job,' the interviewer says.. 'For the first two hours, we just
stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in
for that.'
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ukcatfannfl
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m hamilton
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posted 12-29-2019 05:47 PM
I love it!
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The potus is planning 1st major tax hike since '93 in next economic package!
I still can't believe some people believed that LIAR!!!
Your whole life is determined(by) 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you handle it!!!
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EnterpriseCat
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posted 12-31-2019 06:52 AM
Funny...and a little bit of truth too. Lol
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Romans 8:38-39
JD4U
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